iamtheblacktaco (iamtheblacktaco) wrote,
iamtheblacktaco
iamtheblacktaco

woo hoooooo

no desk because theres this new bimbo working and she stole my desk.

i think i hate her.
so heres a survey

1. FIRST NAME: Taeko

2. WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
broke my leg when i was 9. that hurt.

3. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?
soemtimes i do.

4. WHAT KIND OF MOUTHWASH DO YOU PREFER?
listerine or britesmile

5. ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
straight with a hint of lesbian. but mainly straight.

6. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
im good at sucking dick

7. WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?
fuck yes

8. DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
some are. but others are nice.

9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER BEING?
everyone is taller than me.

10. IF YOU ARE A SMOKER, WHAT IS YOUR BRAND?
i dont smoke.

11. WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
hmm tylenol pm

12. BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS ?
big truckkkssss

13. WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?
i had a gucci one.... i want a dior one....

14. HAVE YOU EVER ENGAGED IN ANAL SEX?
yes

15. DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
yeah. cleanest. since they filter the shit out of it

16. WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?
i dont have a pc. i have a laptop

17. HOW OFTEN DO YOU POOP?
real often

18. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
ummm two days ago

19. IF YOU HIT A 50 MILLION LOTTO, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY?
a horse

20. DO YOU EVER GAMBLE?
nope

21. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE ?
nyc.

22. YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?
5113849584403080

23. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLAT TIRE?
nope. i never even had a car.

24. ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW HAIRY IS YOUR ASS?
oh man like 20

25. DO YOU LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH?
hes rad dude bro.

16. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?
yes but im poor. i need my fake bf to comeover so he can buy me lunch.

17. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
chicken tenders

18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
pop tarts or #4 from dunkin donuts

19. WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?
ummm....... my boots? idk.

20. HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU HAVE?
not many right now... had to move them all to my dads house. there might be like 500 there.....

21. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK YOU WET THE BED?
nope

22. IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
ron jeremy. i just wanna know if hes THAT good.

23. HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
on my leg.

24. WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU USUALLY SAY?
YOU FUCKING SHIT FUCKING CUNT MOTHER FUCKER

25. DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
mm yes. but i end up being made fun of in the end...

26. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSON AT WORK/SCHOOL?
this new bimbo that stole my desk. at diesel, leandra. at school, everyone else in my major besides amanda.

27. WHAT BRAND IS YOUR CELL PHONE?
sprint. sanyo

28. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING?
i dont think i have....

29. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT ANYONE MASTURBATING?
yes..... and i wish i never had.....

30. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PUKED?
like a few weeks ago when i was sick.

31. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
21

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
bungee jump

33. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
nope

34. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE?
once a week or two?

35. DO YOU THINK THE MIDGET QUESTION (8.) WAS OVER THE LINE?
not at all.

36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?
i hate beer

37. GIRLS: DO YOU SWALLOW?
fuck yes

GUYS: DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND SWALLOW?


38. ARE YOU RACIST?
yeah especially asians. they suck.

39. DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY?
when it comes from me.

40. LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
neither

44. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?
my nose

45. ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION?
now that you mentioned it. yeah

46. IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT LIKELY BE MISSED?
ive never been to oklahoma... i dont think ill miss oklahoma

47. HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
nope

48. WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?
obviously men. and not asian.

49. ARE YOU SEXIST?
im not a feminist.

50. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DUMBEST SPORT IS?
chess is considered a sport i think and its dumb that its considered a sport but def not dumb if you play chess.... umm id say triathlon because who the fuck needs to do that to yourself? like way to fucking kill yourself by pushing yourself to do the most tedious 3 sports, by your fucking self. idk. good for you i guess....

51. DO YOU FORWARD CHAIN EMAILS THAT CLAIM TO BE GOOD/BAD LUCK?
no.

52. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING THIS VERY SECOND?
that i wish i had things to do and that i had a desk.

53. DO YOU SLOW DOWN AT CAR ACCIDENTS ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE?
not really since i dont have a car.

54. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING OTHER THAN CHECKING YOUR MYSPACE?
working... finding a video camrea. you know. the usual

55. HAVE YOU EVER HAD JURY DUTY?
nope

56. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT "FUCK BUDDIES"?
it rules. its my favorite. now i live with him.
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